Rating: R for adult concepts. No explicit scenes.
Warnings: Parody. Do not read while driving.
Disclaimer: House, M.D. belongs to Heel & Toe Films, ShoreZ Productions, Bad Hat Harry Productions, and Universal Media Studios. I'm not making any money from this.
Summary: A parody poking fun at canon, fanon, clichés and bad writing. No wombats were harmed in the writing of this story, but my thesaurus did get a little beat up. Set in Season 6 around the time of Lockdown, and featuring pretty much everyone and everything I could cram in, including some Easter egg homage references to other works.